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dualityinjest) wrote2024-10-30 02:34 am
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Missrecalled wishlist
Wishlist for Sun and Moon:
- tumble-barrels
big semi-soft kids' toys: plastic foam, colorful, has noisemaker stuff inside - Sundrop candies
from a few loose hard candies to a few bags of them: these are caffeinated! - Moondrop candies
from a few loose hard candies to a few bags of them: these are melatonin candies, lol - glitter glue
comes in primary and secondary colors - tempera paints
bottles of various colors - other misc. art supplies
Play-doh-clay, popsicle sticks, plain glue, kiddy-scissors, googly eyes, yarn, etc etc - plastic ball-pit balls
however many, in random colors - plushies
Options include Sun, Moon, Glamrock Freddy, Glamrock Bonnie, Glamrock Chica, Roxy Wolf, Monty Gator, Captain Foxy, DJ Music Man, Puppet... Any of these would be sort of a kick in the decorative teeth for him, honestly. Since he was so isolated at the theme park, playing with the plushies while he was alone and had nothing else to do was one of the ways he tried to convince himself he was okay. Spoilers: it didn't really work well. - pages of kiddy artwork
very inexpertly done fanart of Sun and/or Moon, or possibly of the other bots that were at the theme park, mostly in crayon, sometimes in tempera paints. May or may not have (thankfully, dried) glitter glue on it. Spoilers again: only some of those were done by kids. Some of them are his own art. - a charger
a little bitty travel-sized version, not one of the big pods present in the main game. I'm picturing an extension cord with a little power brick in it, like a laptop charger. (hey, nothing wrong with him having an extra one!) - the back of his head
A big shallow bowl-like thing with stuff built into it, mostly his computer's cooling systems -- you know, the fans and whatnot that're usually present. It should have been attached to him, covering up his computer parts... but it isn't. And he couldn't retrieve it himself, to try reattaching it on his own, because one of the staff couldn't figure out how to put it on, and rather than tell him to do it, they shoved it into one of the drawers behind the daycare's check-in desk... where the jester isn't allowed to go. And then they forgot about it. It probably says something, that he's too afraid of the threatened potential consequences to even set foot back there, even after hours, when no humans are present, much less to try peeking through the drawers and cabinets to retrieve one of his own components, a literal piece of himself.... But since it is a literal part of him, it might be possible for it to appear here with him in-game, and someone can finally help him with it? He probably should have this, to help him stay waterproof, vs the weather.... - Food/snacks from the Pizzaplex
He can't/won't take advantage of it himself, honestly... but he'd happily share!
Options here include both pre-packaged/vending-machine fare, and things fresh from the various restaurants at the Mega Pizzaplex.
For the former, this means most of the snacks and offerings from canon (and then some!) where such makes any sense, even as novelty gag items... but with some caveats, like that the "Exotic (Butter)" themed things are more likely butter toffee, not actual butter, especially when it's presented as something like candy or a beverage. The AU version of the Pizzaplex puts much less emphasis on meat, also: rather than a "meat pretzel" being a giant sausage of some sort arranged in a pretzel shape, it's a pretzel potentially topped with pepperoni, bacon bits, or something similar. Or maybe it's a pretzel-wrapped hot dog, or a regular hot dog that's reddish-brown and meat-flavored?
The AU Fazbear Co's sense of humor is goofy, even childlike, commonly self-mocking, and often a bit absurdist... and this version of the company is actually very considerate, too, providing guests with options that seem hilarious, like a bag of "mixed nuts" that "contains no nuts" and is thus safe for those with nut allergies, or similarly, faux-peanut-related things, items that're dairy-free, or things that otherwise cater to some kind of need to avoid what would otherwise seem like a common ingredient -- even when, or perhaps especially when, that thing is the basis of the food item in question! These substitute items (such as the (vegan) "Not Meat" versions of meats) are both used in pre-packaged/vending machine versions of their offerings, and are available in the many restaurants and food stalls, where dishes are prepared fresh. (As in, they could absolutely do up a vegan-friendly "meat-lovers'" pizza, yes!)
For the latter, possible items might come from any of the Pizzaplex's restaurants and food stalls. Options include, but are not limited to: pizzas (cheap or gourmet or anything in between; this is the franchise's primary specialty, after all!), Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisine (from the El Chips restaurant), baked goods/desserts (Chica's Cupcake Bakery), ice cream, froyo, shakes, etc, and all sorts of fixings and stuff for it (Bonnie Bowl's ice cream parlor), Southern-style foods (the Gator Grub restaurant in Monty's Gator Golf), steakhouse fare (one of Roxy's Raceway's restaurants), classic fast food (think burgers and fries, from another of Roxy's restaurants. also has more gourmet versions available.), very nice seafood (one of Foxy's pirate restaurants), kid-centric foods like chicken nuggets and fries (the other Foxy-themed diner, at Kids' Cove), and coffee-shop/café type offerings (the FazPad).
There are other offerings in restaurants that're entirely AU-based: one serving breakfast all day (pancakes, waffles, french toast, omelets, hash browns, etc), and one focusing on fair food (funnel cakes, hot dogs, pretzels, candy apples, a whole section for popcorn and popcorn-like things such as freeze-dried fruits, etc etc etc)
Overall, most offerings seem to be typical Americana sorts of fare... but thanks to the wide variety of ingredients involved, they seem like they could potentially accommodate a very wide variety of off-menu orders, from sushi (versions without sashimi, anyway) to curry, to pho....